





he goal of the game is to max out the meanometer. As you
shoot/dispatch arteroids and boss monster poets, the
meanometer gets higher. When it reaches the full height
of the window, you win and the game is over.
Boss monster poets appear occasionally. They appear more
frequently as you ascend the levels. They get meaner. They
shoot more often, more accurately, and they're faster.
At level 1, it takes several shot to kill them. At level
216, it takes many more. They shoot missives, not missiles.
The boss monster poets are entertaining and deadly. They perform
their poetry while trying to kill you with missives.
They shoot at you, hunt you, hide from you,
sometimes circle the center of the screen, and sometimes meander.
So far, Adeena Karasick, Chris Joseph, Pauline Masurel, Clifton Joseph,
Jan-Christian Petersen, Charles Bernstein, T. S. Eliot and Jim Andrews
have appeared as boss monster poets. The plan is to do several more including
Kedrick James, Gregory Whitehead, Gregory Ulmer and Nikita Carter. The
T. S. Eliot boss monster poet is the strangest introduction to his poetry
you will ever encounter.
The number below a boss indicates its health. The higher the number,
the more shots it will take to kill it. However many missives it takes to
polish off a boss monster, that's how many regular kills
you're credited with when you finally kill it.
Each boss is a special experience of poetry by an amazing poet.
n game mode (main menu > game mode > play), if an arteroid (green or blue text) or boss
monster poet touches you, you're dead. If a boss hits you
with one of its missives, you're dead. You can only
play the levels you've already finished or the next one you haven't
finished. If your overall score
is one of the top global scores, it's saved
to the global leaderboard. The score for a given level is
based on your time, accuracy, and the number of kills.
n play mode (main menu > play mode > play), you can choose to be
mortal or immortal. When you're immortal, you can't be killed.
If you're mortal, you only die if the bosses and arteroids hit
you five times in a row before you hit them once.
When you're immortal, play mode is more like an interactive art
machine than a game. You can explore without worrying about
being killed.
n play mode, you can use the Arteroids editor, Word for Weirdos
(main menu > play mode > word for weirdos), to
write your own texts and then play them in play mode. These texts are
saved to your machine so you can reuse them or edit them later on. If you
want to move your texts to another machine, you can export them to a
memory stick or other device and then import them on the new machine.
enu Music is a new feature to the new version of Arteroids.
If you run the mouse (or your finger, on touch devices) over
the menu items of a menu top to bottom, and then bottom to top,
you'll hear a succession of 'notes', a musical phrase. Some of
them are from music you'll recognize. Some of them are original.
The sounds, on a given menu, are all the same, but the pitch is
shifted.
here is one leaderboard (main menu > game mode > scores) that all players of game mode share.
It records the global top 100 overall scores. An overall score is the
total of your scores at all the levels you've played. If you
haven't been invited to a private leaderboard, the top of the
'scores' screen looks something like this:









Contains the texts that the old Director version can display after the player
completes a level or is killed. It also contains some of the texts that can
appear during game-play, and an essay by Andrews about Arteroids.

Jim Andrews
wrote the original version of Arteroids in Macromedia
Director in 2001. He also wrote Arteroids 2026, a big rewrite
and featureful upgrade of the original version, in JavaScript / HTML5 / CSS.
Andrews is a poet-programmer and media artist. Andrews has been
publishing his site vispo.com since 1996. He lives in Vancouver.
Slava Bart
has been published internationally in Canada, Russia, and Israel.
His arteroidel, "sparrows in the gut", fuses the languages of the
boss monster poets with elements of the Lurianic Kabbalah and Monty Python.
Charles Bernstein
is an American poet, essayist, editor, and literary scholar. Closely associated
with L=A=N=G=U=A=G=E, his boss monster poet uses material from the PennSound videos
"The Task of Poetics" at the U. of Chicago (2006),
"Charles Bernstein at UCD" (2019), and
"Attack of the Difficult Poems" (2012).
T. S. Eliot
(1888-1965) was an American-English poet, essayist, publisher, playwright, and literary critic.
One of the 20th century's major poets. His boss monster poet uses
material from "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock," "The Waste Land," "The Hollow
Men," "Four Quartets" and "Preludes".
Isidore Isou
(1925-2007) was a Romanian-born French poet, film director and artist. He founded Lettrisme in 1945, which influenced
the Situationists and art in general. Lettrisme also influenced visual and digital poetry. Lettrisme
is involved not only with writing but with visual art, film, audio/music, and other media and arts. That is part of
its appeal and influence. Also, its focus on the letter, rather than the word, opens it more easily
to the visual and sonic realms. Isidore's boss monster poet uses material from the Roland Sabatier
project
Isidore
Isou: Poemes Lettristes 1944-1999.
Kedrick James
is a Canadian poet, musician, app developer, and scholar. He leads the Education Department
at UBC Okanagan in Kelowna, BC. His most recent book is Becoming Ecological (2026, U of
Toronto Press) with Derek Gladwin. His boss monster is made of music by The Emetics: Kedrick,
Don Klassen, and Ernesto Peña. Arteroids uses music from two 2021 Emetics albums:
Macular
Degenerates and
Subconscious Mines.
Chris Joseph
has created one of the great web sites in the world of multimedia literature:
chrisjoseph.org.
He is a poet, artist, programmer, musician, and audio guy. His boss monster poet
uses material created entirely for Arteroids. Originally from Canada, he lived in
London for decades and is now living in Berlin.
Clifton Joseph
is one of the founders of Canada's dub poetry movement.
Born in Antigua and raised in Canada, he's a poet,
educator, performer, and journalist. He wrote Metropolitan
Blues, a book of poems; several recordings of poetry & music
including his debut album Oral / Trans / Missions, and Shots
On Eglinton. His boss monster poet uses material created
for Arteroids plus recordings of him performing his
poetry at Gallery 881 in Vancouver in 2026. He lives in Toronto.
Adeena Karasick
grew up in Vancouver but has been living and teaching in
New York at Pratt for decades. She has published 16 books of
poetry with Talonbooks (Vancouver) and Lavender Ink (New Orleans).
Her boss monster poet in Arteroids uses material from her poems "Desiring
Machine" and "Checking In 3" forthcoming in her new book Sonic
Warfare from Roof Books, NY.
Pauline Masurel
is a British writer of short and fractured forms. She also sometimes plays the cello. Her work has been published in print, online and performed live in many different spaces. Her boss monster poet uses material from the combinatory poem "Monsters".
Jan-Christian Petersen
is a poet, writer, and cultural mediator from Germany. He publishes
journalistic articles in newspapers and (specialist) magazines, and
presents his narrations, poems, and text art at exhibitions and readings.
His boss monster poet in Arteroids uses recordings and text created
specially for the game.
Gregory L. Ulmer
is Professor Emeritus, English and Media Studies, University of Florida.
He is the author, with the Florida Research Ensemble (FRE), of Miami
Virtue: Choragraphy of the Virtual City. His current collaboration
with the FRE is Deep Genius: Education After AI. Ulmer’s
publications develop electracy as being for the digital apparatus what
literacy is for alphabetic writing.
Gregory Whitehead
is an American radiomaker, audio artist, text-sound poet,
playwright and media philosopher based in Lenox,
Massachusetts. He has created radio artworks, plays, and
experimental features for the BBC, Radio France,
Deutschland Radio, Australia's ABC, NPR and other
broadcasters. 

sparrows in the gut,
uses elements of what's known
as the Lurianic Kabbalah, a mid-16th century tradition.





